Oi Jax!

[Jonnyfp]

How and where and what time you want me shaved then?
Just wanna know if i'm having it done near the bar. :D

[100%Pat]

Ssshhhhhhh she's resting... :rolleyes:

[Peirre]

How and where and what time you want to shave me then?
Just wanna let you know if i'm having it done down below.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Ssshhhhhhh she's resting... :rolleyes:

Dont you roll your eyes at me young lady.. :D

Well dont expect me to roll em back anyways..lol

[100%Pat]

But jonny.... if you dont, how am I to be expected to see where Im going...
I'll never finish the magazine with no eyesballs now will I? :D

[Jonnyfp]

But jonny.... if you dont, how am I to be expected to see where Im going...
I'll never finish the magazine with no eyesballs now will I? :D




Tell you what you can ave em back on the 22nd hows that? :D

[Bosun]

I'll never finish the magazine reading the forum willl I? :D


true true... the joys of editorship i suppose

incoming cuppa for pat

[100%Pat]

I am reaping what I sowed at the moment.... Ten days in Portugal means not seeing my house for days until the magazine goes to print in just under a week.....
Would anyone like to buy a full page of ads .... good price? Nah....
Cheapskates!!

Or maybe come and type in two pages of bikes for sale.... or even just the events section... ?

Huh? three pages of news & gossip anyone....

:D
Hmmmm I thought not... :D

[Bosun]

i can just see the picture now... pat toiling away in a darkened room..
cracking rossie on full pelt and cafiene on a drip

and rik bringing in fresh butties

[100%Pat]

Hopefuly Rik is at home working on getting the walls primed in the kitchen, plus prepping for new floor for next week....

[Bosun]

boy you two know how to have fun

[Jonnyfp]

I can type up news and gossip if you like as long as your not bothered about accuracy and libel cases against you.

Eg.

Saxman and Grav in anal shock horror probe.

Or..
Forest fred prefers ponies to goats inquiring minds want to know.

Or how about an emap style report?
How to lose your licence in 5 easy steps. we show you how on page 5 also one piece suits frenzy high viz leather clad heroes or twats. you tell us.

well? wotcha think?? :D

[Fran]

How and where and what time you want me shaved then?
Just wanna know if i'm having it done near the bar. :D


Near the hospital might be a better idea! :D

[Jax]

Ooops hi, heh
yes I confess I was resting, Pat is 100% right on that score, was a mad weekend didn't sleep from Friday till Sunday night, so I've been catching up on me sleep.
And it was my B-day on Sunday! :eek:

Anyway, after speaking to Spidey, he says you can do the shaving thingie in the hall (just outside the Bar door)
Oh and he says you can have the hoover sitting right next to you, the other option is to do it in the Bar, BUT, he says if you do that you guys are cleaning it up, your choice hun :D

I've just slept for 12 hours solid, blimy!

[Jonnyfp]

Don't mind, and i'll clear it up bab.
as long as i'm blockin fran from gettin pished before she lowers me ears. :D