For the sexual adepts among you!

[Mrs Reject]

Desmond Morris in today's paper says there are actually 4 (yes 4!!!) G spots and not just one scattered about in ladies nether regions. Sorry, don't want you chaps to feel inadequate or anything but hadn't you better start looking now before the missus comes home!!! :eek:

[rommel]

I'm sexually adept.... oops sorry that's inept :o

[Jonnyfp]

Desmond Morris in today's paper says there are actually 4 (yes 4!!!) G spots and not just one scattered about in ladies nether regions. Sorry, don't want you chaps to feel inadequate or anything but hadn't you better start looking now before the missus comes home!!! :eek:Have you seen Desmond Morris?
And would you really want him probing about your person findin em?

Anyway only the :D one matters.

[Kingo]

Ive been looking for over 60 years, I still live in hope ONE DAY.

[Rabid]

Im lucky if i can find where my bikes parked let alone anything else :rolleyes:

[Sheltie]

Please miss Please miss


I know where one is .........( look away guys)



It's the prostate.



I'm buggered if I know where a womans is

[dracken1]

in the village and the one adjoining where kingo lives it is frowned upon if you have sex with someone who is not closely related to you.

kingo i'm sure you've seen the way people in tre'ddol look alike :D

[Jonnyfp]

Please miss Please miss


I know where one is .........( look away guys)



It's the prostate.



I'm buggered if I know where a womans is

You know where your prostate is and you used the word buggered!!?? :eek:

[saxman]

personaly think the g spot is just a myth, to make us blokes try to find it.
:p :p :p

[Zeek]

"G" SPOT........................I aint even found the "A" spot yet..........ffs

:D :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

See now this is why they made that statue thingy in the millenium dome asexual cos us blokes would come walkin thru the vag bumpin our heads off the clit sayin oof wtf was that!! :D

[WeaverII]

There's no mystery to this - the four G-spots (i.e. locations that give her pleasure) are:

1: Between her legs,

2: In your wallet,

3: In the drawer in the bedside cabinet underneath something innocuous-looking,

4: At the bottom of a pot of Haagen Das ice cream.

:rolleyes:

[Mitch]

personaly think the g spot is just a myth, to make us blokes try to find it.
:p :p :p

Alright then, as there's been nowt from't Ewockandtuck Emporium on the subject - last heard of trying to flog miners helmets to eskimos - I've decided to set up a publishing rival: Yorkie Publications (southern) PPP (Pissed People Partnership),

And for my first book, I am so proud to present, a lovingly researched :D new map and guide book 'How to press yer missus's buttons!" by a little known author, U. Luckybarsteward MITCH (Master of Intricate Technical Codswallop in Hotels).

It comes with easy to follow diagrams, coloured in crapolas finest felt tips (making it easier to understand for all you at the back, who didn't pay attention in class!).

Chapters include:
*'What excavating equipment to use'
*'Ice Cream & Donuts field test - do they really work?'
*'Size, and does it really matter?'
*'Apologies to smaller people, Yes it does!'
*'Up a bit, left a bit, down a bit, there you are dearie!!!'

It's yours for only one thousand quid a copy (reduced from half a million), any less than that I'd be cutting me own throat!!

Any takers?

[Sheltie]

Alright then, as there's been nowt from't Ewockandtuck Emporium on the subject - last heard of trying to flog miners helmets to eskimos - I've decided to set up a publishing rival: Yorkie Publications (southern) PPP (Pissed People Partnership),

And for my first book, I am so proud to present, a lovingly researched :D new map and guide book 'How to press yer missus's buttons!" by a little known author, U. Luckybarsteward MITCH (Master of Intricate Technical Codswallop in Hotels).

It comes with easy to follow diagrams, coloured in crapolas finest felt tips (making it easier to understand for all you at the back, who didn't pay attention in class!).

Chapters include:
*'What excavating equipment to use'
*'Ice Cream & Donuts field test - do they really work?'
*'Size, and does it really matter?'
*'Apologies to smaller people, Yes it does!'
*'Up a bit, left a bit, down a bit, there you are dearie!!!'

It's yours for only one thousand quid a copy (reduced from half a million), any less than that I'd be cutting me own throat!!

Any takers?
Your not by any chance related to CMOT Dibbler are you?

[Bosun]

Any takers?


are your HP terms better than messrs e&T?

[cxdemon]

Your not by any chance related to CMOT Dibbler are you?
Hee hee taught him everything he knows, well nearly everything otherwise he'd be cutting his own throat :D

[Friar Tuck]

Alright then, as there's been nowt from't Ewockandtuck Emporium on the subject - last heard of trying to flog miners helmets to eskimos - I've decided to set up a publishing rival: Yorkie Publications (southern) PPP (Pissed People Partnership),

And for my first book, I am so proud to present, a lovingly researched :D new map and guide book 'How to press yer missus's buttons!" by a little known author, U. Luckybarsteward MITCH (Master of Intricate Technical Codswallop in Hotels).

It comes with easy to follow diagrams, coloured in crapolas finest felt tips (making it easier to understand for all you at the back, who didn't pay attention in class!).

Chapters include:
*'What excavating equipment to use'
*'Ice Cream & Donuts field test - do they really work?'
*'Size, and does it really matter?'
*'Apologies to smaller people, Yes it does!'
*'Up a bit, left a bit, down a bit, there you are dearie!!!'

It's yours for only one thousand quid a copy (reduced from half a million), any less than that I'd be cutting me own throat!!

Any takers?
Nothing like a spot of Healthy Competition!

And this is nothing like a Spot of Healthy Competition.

This is a complete rip-off of Ewokandtuck's "Sexual Position's of Karma's Soup Kithchens!" Which has always been available to all the female gendre on this site. All applications have, however, got to be made in person, by the said female gendre. As a demonstration of the completely interactive programme is required, and full participation is necessary between the said female gendre,and the participating lecturer on duty at that time.

Should both lecturers be busy at peak periods, then please hold, until the first available lecturer becomes available to take your lesson.

From time to time sessions may be recorded for training purposes only!

Please remember No Salesmen will call! and the Lecturuers are standing by to Take all the Female Gendre's applications!

[Bosun]

"Sexual Position's of Karma's Soup Kithchens!"


i did buy the post offices version of the Karma sutra, it has 101 positions .. typically 99 of them are closed...



**i'll get my coat**

[Tim750]

Perhaps a fighter pilot could find them all dont they were a G suit ? :D

[guyver1]

I personally like the newest Karma Sutra position, its called the plumber, you both strip off then lie down and wait for hours but nobody comes :cool:

[Mrs Reject]

I personally like the newest Karma Sutra position, its called the plumber, you both strip off then lie down and wait for hours but nobody comes :cool:

Nope...can't say I'm familiar with that one, but then Mitch is an adept :D

[Jonnyfp]

I personally like the newest Karma Sutra position, its called the plumber, you both strip off then lie down and wait for hours but nobody comes :cool:


The Houdini position is the funniest but too rude to post. :D