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Yoda
03-10-2005, 01:05 PM
Tut tut damn and bother

ok now the vile vulgar language is out of the way
here comes the anger

<*SNAP*>
there i just broke a pencil

now why am I so worked up, when have you ever seen Yoda angry or mindlessly ranting, well here it comes, i have warned you



are you ready



its coming




really



soon


well basically dont you just hate it when you put a clean top on and it stays clean for more that two minutes - I am sitting here sparkling I tell you..

the horror

the humiliation

the shame


Yoda :) :) :)

Maggie B
03-10-2005, 01:09 PM
***Tsk** :rolleyes:

El_Mick
03-10-2005, 01:26 PM
[QUOTE=Yoda]
<*SNAP*>
there i just broke a pencil
Careful now Bliar is puttin a tax on pencil snapping :rolleyes:

BikerGran
03-10-2005, 01:28 PM
Well don't just sit there Yoda - do something about it!

Big fat jammy doughnut should do the trick............

Yoda
03-10-2005, 01:33 PM
Well don't just sit there Yoda - do something about it!

Big fat jammy doughnut should do the trick............
I am still on a diet.... RyVita crumbs just brush off :)

BigBod
03-10-2005, 01:42 PM
Porridge mate, that's the answer. I too am on a diet and the old porridge in the morning is filling and low in points. I mangage to throw it all down myself every time, no problem.

I've taken to eating my porridge before I dress now. Kin hot when you spill it on your chest and then it gets matted in the hairs........

am I rambling......... :confused:

slob
03-10-2005, 01:55 PM
Porridge mate, that's the answer. I too am on a diet and bowl of man porridge in the morning is filling and low in points. I mangage to throw it all over my chin every time, no problem.

I've taken to eating my porridge straight from the man now. Kin hot when you spill it on your chest and then it gets matted in the hairs........

am I rambling......... :confused:




:eek: All this dieting is definately getting out of hand based on what you just said!!!! :eek:

BigBod
03-10-2005, 02:02 PM
ROFLMFAO :D :D

Fran
03-10-2005, 03:00 PM
Big fat jammy doughnut should do the trick............


I can do tricks with big fat jammy doughnuts too! :rolleyes:

I can make huge amounts of them vanish in seconds! :D

Grav
03-10-2005, 03:02 PM
bloody moaning minnie, yoda. :D

iomrob
03-10-2005, 03:07 PM
just put a dirty one on to start with, ya big girls blouse :rolleyes:

Grav
03-10-2005, 03:08 PM
Just dont get your shirt washed either, keeps yer clean clothes clean it does.

krammer
03-10-2005, 03:55 PM
just wear your tent..err poncho when you are eating your sugar puff's.

STEViE
03-10-2005, 04:12 PM
Try spaggy bol Yoda. An' suck your spag properly so as it splashes the sauce all over your shirt :D

Yoda
03-10-2005, 10:48 PM
well thats just dandy isnt it, i get my T shirt all dirty and its a bit chilly out so i put a clean hoody on.......what am i to do

Yoda

Bosun
04-10-2005, 05:52 AM
sneeze.. lots of green bogies would do the trick

Friar Tuck
04-10-2005, 06:08 AM
That's it! That does it!

I am really, deeply offended now!

This site is getting too fluffy and clean!

first off Fayji goes and mentions the... "bath"... word!

Now Yoda is putting on.... "clean".... T Shirts!


PAT! PAT! WOT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOUR?

HUH? HUH?