None bike related question.......

[triker_gal]

We're having cctv camera's putting up soon, one on the front and one on the back. Now, does anyone know where they can and can't be pointed ?

[Jonnyfp]

Anywhere on your land i think TG not pointing over to next door or looking into their bedrooms.

:D

[triker_gal]

not pointing over to next door or looking into their bedrooms.

:D
Eewwwwwwww the thought of that :eek: *barf*

[Rabid]

Having one up the front and the other up the back. Wont that be painful? :eek:

[triker_gal]

Having one up the front and the other up the back. Wont that be painful? :eek:
Pain ? I dont even know the meaning of the word , unless thats that weird thing I feel 24/7

[Dougie]

Security spotlights with motion detectors are a good idea too.Trust me,I speak from experience!

[dracken1]

johnny is correct on the placement.
we have them out and inside our one house, due to residents bringing in people who we have previously banned.

and if you use the smaller cameras you can off set the cost of them by doing a spot of gynacology/proctology.

we got our set up from screwfix 3 cameras and a 9" b&w monitor and a video hook up lead

[krammer]

why not go the whole hog and set up a couple of machine gun towers? maybe some punji sticks set into the ground ,a giant swinging axe thing (with poison on its blade) you could even dig a moat and fill it with piranhas. ps you may require planning permission for a moat. hope this has been of some help.:D :D

[Smudge]

why not go the whole hog and set up a couple of machine gun towers? maybe some punji sticks set into the ground ,a giant swinging axe thing (with poison on its blade) you could even dig a moat and fill it with piranhas. ps you may require planning permission for a moat. hope this has been of some help.:D :D
If you do that you will just need the dreaded black knight on the bridge :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

You may require the services of Mrs R & Mitch security services, if we sit on anyone they will die and we're black belt adepts at sarcasm too :D
Why do you need CCTV TG?

[Bosun]

a giant swinging axe thing (with poison on its blade)


youve never seen tg's abode have you.. thats arttatched to tradesmens entrance :D

[triker_gal]

You may require the services of Mrs R & Mitch security services, if we sit on anyone they will die and we're black belt adepts at sarcasm too :D
Why do you need CCTV TG?
Basically to detere thieves, our garage was burgaled not so long ago , just had a quote of £80 to fit them and hide wires under the floor boards - good quote ?

[Dougie]

£80 is pretty good for peace of mind.As I said before,security lights are a good option too.The potential miscreant won't know if he's set off the light or if you've heard him and switched it on yourself.He's most likely to sod off and do somewhere that doesn't have lights.Scares the hell outa the local cats tho'! :D

[triker_gal]

£80 is pretty good for peace of mind.As I said before,security lights are a good option too.The potential miscreant won't know if he's set off the light or if you've heard him and switched it on yourself.He's most likely to sod off and do somewhere that doesn't have lights.Scares the hell outa the local cats tho'! :D
Cheers Dougie, will be gettin some soon :)

[Dougie]

B&Q sell 'em about £10-15,easy enough to fit up and wire in. :cool:

[triker_gal]

B&Q sell 'em about £10-15,easy enough to fit up and wire in. :cool:
Its the wiring in bit that we get stuck on, case of finding someone to do it is a pain and an expence :(

[Dougie]

Trust me,if I can do it anybody can! ;)

[Nitrowing]

I had a security light at the back of the house - I think one of the neighbours chopped the cable... it was a bit sensetive and BRIGHT.... :confused:

[Gypsy]

a dummy alarm box works too ,, can get them with flashing LED's now too

[triker_gal]

I had a security light at the back of the house - I think one of the neighbours chopped the cable... it was a bit sensetive and BRIGHT.... :confused:
Our neighbours couldn't do that without getting over an 8ft fence first and 5/6ft of ground to cross before they'd get to it and then you'd have the height (whatever that would be) but by then, they would probably have a dog attached to each arm , mwahahahhaaaa :D

[triker_gal]

a dummy alarm box works too ,, can get them with flashing LED's now too
we got the alarm for the garage straight away after the buglar had got what he wanted, then we bought the camera's but hadn't got round to putting them up till now. Might think of having one of those for the house until a time we can afford to have the propa one :) cheers Gypsy

[Gypsy]

we got the alarm for the garage straight away after the buglar had got what he wanted, then we bought the camera's but hadn't got round to putting them up till now. Might think of having one of those for the house until a time we can afford to have the propa one :) cheers Gypsy

http://www.smart-electrics.co.uk

give ths guy a ring and tell him you know kris the ex BT engineer .. am sure he will do you a deal :D

[rommel]

How about some razor wire around the perimeter that would be fun and then a second barrier of 10,000volt electric fences, can I come and watch the first burglar who tries to enter? :)

[saxman]

if you do put the cameras up tg, try to put them low down, pointing up cos most scrotes wear baseball caps or hooded tops so high mounted cctv cant identify them.

[Gypsy]

if you do put the cameras up tg, try to put them low down, pointing up cos most scrotes wear baseball caps or hooded tops so high mounted cctv cant identify them.

damn good point there sax

[blackhack]

But, if you put them "too low" the little darlings will nick them.....

[Mitch]

if you do put the cameras up tg, try to put them low down, pointing up cos most scrotes wear baseball caps or hooded tops so high mounted cctv cant identify them.

I hate those stupid feckin' caps, I always want to flip them off their heads as they walk past!!!! You might as well have,"I have a tiny penis and malformed genitals" tatoed on your forehead as wear one of those! :mad:

[triker_gal]

But, if you put them "too low" the little darlings will nick them.....Good point :(

[saxman]

But, if you put them "too low" the little darlings will nick them.....
but at least youve got their piccy. :p

[Friar Tuck]

Of course you could always employ the use of Ewokandtuck Security Services. You can be rest assured that all your worldly goods and CASH once handed over will be good hands.

Once you have done this you will be completely secure in the knowledge that you and your property will be absolutely safe!

How come? You may ask!

Well, as you will now be destitute, and homeless, through handing over all your worldly possessions, you will not now need cameras, as cctv is provided FOC by your local council to protect your well being no matter which doorway you wish to sleep in!

[Mitch]

Nah, best anti-burglar device I've seen was the one in that Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western 'A Fist Full of Dollars', where he set up this shotgun on a chair facing his hotel room (OK Flea ridden shytehole that passed for hotels in those days) door, so when the door was opened, a bit of string attached to the door handle (obviously wrapped round the chair) pulled the trigger!

It does work as well - me old man showed me how it was done when I were a nipper (obviously with a toy shotgun! :D)

[shane.N]

Years ago BSH used to advertise a device that fired blank shotgun cartridges.Does anyone know if you can still get them anywhere?

[bunbag]

we have the same bother wi fecken ned,s ,put up ct camera , and get this TOLD BY POLICE . THAT I NEEDED A SMALL SIGN TO TELL THEM THAT THEY WERE BEING FILMED AND ALSO THAT THIER PARENTS DONT LIKE THEM BEING FILMED COS THEY'RE FRIGGEN MINORS GEEZ A BRECK THESE WEE BASTARDS , HAVE SMASHED WINDOWS POURED PAINT STRIPPER OVER CAR TAUNTED THE WIFE , IF I TOUCH THE WEE FUCKER ,S I WILL GET DONE ,
PHONED THE POLICE 999 CALL, GOT PUT THROUGH TO MILTON KEYNES STILL WAITING ON THE PLOD COMMING TI SEE US IN SCOTLAND , O SURELY THERE MUST BE SOME THING I CAN DO TO PROTECT MY PROPERTY AND FAMILY AGAINST THESE WEE PEOPLE WHO DO ALL THE DAMAGE AND HAVE NOW GOT A NEW FOOTBALL STRIP ,S AND TRAINING , SENT ON HOLIDAY,S COS THEY COME FROM A DEPRIVED AREA !!!!!!!!!! WHAT CAN I DO . O BUT DO ME FIR A SMALL NUMBER PLATE OR A CAN OR JUMP OOT AT ME WI A SPEED CAMERA , FECKIN GATSO ,GET LOOKED UP AND DOWN FI THE POLICE COS MY LIFESTYLE AINT CONFORMIST. sorry i have calmed down now bunbag

[Nitrowing]

Years ago BSH used to advertise a device that fired blank shotgun cartridges.Does anyone know if you can still get them anywhere?
They're made by Henry Krank and cost about £15 - I have one wired through my computer and audio gear :D

[bunbag]

They're made by Henry Krank and cost about £15 - I have one wired through my computer and audio gear :D
please give me the address

[Nitrowing]

please give me the address
100-104 Lowtown
Pudsey Leeds
West Yorkshire
LS28 9AY

Tel. 0113 2569163
0113 2565167
Fax .0113 2574962

http://www.henrykrank.com/

[bunbag]

100-104 Lowtown
Pudsey Leeds
West Yorkshire
LS28 9AY

Tel. 0113 2569163
0113 2565167
Fax .0113 2574962

http://www.henrykrank.com/
thanks bunbag

[100%Pat]

Triker Gal, sadly I think the person that said you have to have a warning notice put up is actually correct!! Recently a mate of Rik's who owns a Gym next to a car park called the plod to tell them that some little scrotes were breaking into a car in the car park, they arrived too late but Riks mate said 'thats okay I have them on my CCTV film" coppers replied,"do you have a notice up warning folk that they are being filmed by CCTV"
Mate says no, thats the whole point isnt it.... to catch them at it without them knowing!! Copper says sorry we cannot use the film without a notice... it infringes their human rights!
You are not allowed to use the film for police/court /legal reasons EVEN IF THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW, without that warning notice.
bloody madness...

[triker_gal]

Triker Gal, sadly I think the person that said you have to have a warning notice put up is actually correct!! Recently a mate of Rik's who owns a Gym next to a car park called the plod to tell them that some little scrotes were breaking into a car in the car park, they arrived too late but Riks mate said 'thats okay I have them on my CCTV film" coppers replied,"do you have a notice up warning folk that they are being filmed by CCTV"
Mate says no, thats the whole point isnt it.... to catch them at it without them knowing!! Copper says sorry we cannot use the film without a notice... it infringes their human rights!
You are not allowed to use the film for police/court /legal reasons EVEN IF THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW, without that warning notice.
bloody madness...
Cheers for that Pat. I actually put the sign up on the front window whilst the work was being done, no arguments there. But it wasn't long before my beloved neighbours spotted it and when I came home later on (Shaggy was with me) they didnt dare say a word cos I wasn't on my own this time, feckin cowards !!!!!!!! :mad:

[bunbag]

Cheers for that Pat. I actually put the sign up on the front window whilst the work was being done, no arguments there. But it wasn't long before my beloved neighbours spotted it and when I came home later on (Shaggy was with me) they didnt dare say a word cos I wasn't on my own this time, feckin cowards !!!!!!!! :mad:
looked at this . the way to go www.henrykrank.com -section 8 police&security devices like it. bunbag ;)

[shane.N]

Thanks for that address,Nitro ;)

[triker_gal]

looked at this . the way to go www.henrykrank.com (http://www.henrykrank.com/) -section 8 police&security devices like it. bunbag ;)
My Acrobat Reader cant find "Color Space named 'Cs6' " :( cant read it

[Nitrowing]

I have the horrible need to say this, sorry...

Be careful with this. My mate placed his above the door to his garage but forgot about it one day... spent 2 days shouting at everyone cos he nearly blew his eardrums :rolleyes: Even though he's a good mate, I still nearly pissed myself :D :D