Monkey Turbos

[Plank]

Firstly hello this is my first post here and hopefully not the last, anyway whilst checking the latest selection of tat on ebay I found this... :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8002884056&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

I don't have a monkey myself (or anything else atm, soon to own a 250 rat of some description) but wondered if this could possibly work? I did a good few searches but could'nt find a thing?

[saddeltramp]

hi plank, just to say hello really,sorry can`t help on the turbo my kwak came with one already fitted.

[Blackjack]

Well it could work, but it ain't a turbo charger is it?

It's a bloody fan!

[devon-tony]

best thing you could call that is an electric supercharger

but I prefer to just

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

they sell these for cars etc, and the amount of chav nobheads that buy them is hilarious, are they too thick to realise if it was this easy then the big car companies wouldnt have gone to all the hassle of sorting out turbos and superchargers??, would have just gone to boots and bought a hairdryer to gaffertape onto the intake hose

[mick]

:D hehehehe Devon Tony i just about wet myself reading that this morning :D thanks i needed a laugh :D

[shaggy696969]

So i would say it is safe to think ...........It aint werf £35. let alone any risk to your motor :eek: :)

[critch]

they are not fit to use even as a paperweight and are regarded with much hilarity in the altered car scene....

[Plank]

Well I'm both shocked and supprised that a £45 piece of crap is'nt the quite fantastic bargain it appeared to be! :eek: lol, guess I'll be sticking with my hairdryer and gaffertape for the time being then! LOL!

[johnr]

you think thats bad, look at there idiots!

http://www.shandyturbos.com/yamahar6.html

note the exquisite bird**** welding, the huge mega turbo lag inducing pipework, the location where every rainstorm will fuck it up, either by cracking the stinking hot housing, or sucking water through the lump! just anothr bolt on piece of tat for the shiny bike nobbers, but placesd where everyone can see it, so they all know how kewel you ar! total ****e, but you can just see the yanks lining up to buy them eh!!!

[Big Pete]

thanks for that John :eek: , that is quite posibly the worst designed turbo setup I have ever seen. Anyone who has even a basic understanding of how a turbo system works is going laugh at that one.

"Shandy turbo systems are non refundable....."


Because they are utter shiite :D

[devon-tony]

LOL thats me choking on me dinner LOL

quite rightly commented on regarding the huge amount of pipework, lagtastic mate!!!!

more like hand shandy turbo's

dont really think they have a clue to be honest, but is so very scary that there is obviously people out there riding around with a piece of tat like that bolted on

[critch]

hahahahahahahahaha :eek:

possibly the worst turbo EVER!!! as stated previously thats going to have some lag......

nice to see a kid making some money from his school science project ;) :D


by the by a hundred horse wizard of nos nitrous kit with a maximiser progressive controler would work out so much cheaper and prettier :rolleyes:

[critch]

more like hand shandy turbo's


snigger :D

it really had to be american they just dont get the idea of quality performance equipment.......just look at generic u.s. JUNK nitrous kits ahhh plumbers fittings and old fire extinguisher bottles :D

[Linedancer]

Nothing like a well thought out piece of kit!


And thats nothing like a piece of well thought out kit :eek:


Linedancer

[addjunkie]

stoicheometric ratio .................. dont you just love it, so much money wasted and myth created, might as well use a lolly stick held on to the spokes with a clothes peg!!!!!!!!!!!!covered in tin foil for the bling look.

[Spike]

OMG :eek: :eek: :eek: