Y Trallwng

[UKRobT309]

If anyones about this area tonight and tomorrow day look out for a Black (the coolest colour and not gay like yellow) Triumph speed triple with a big bloke on it with a Numata replica Arai Helmet with black visor. Goin to see me parents in a bit :D

[Jonnyfp]

If anyones about this area tonight and tomorrow day look out for a Black (the coolest colour and not gay like yellow) Triumph speed triple with a big bloke on it with a Numata replica Arai Helmet with black visor. Goin to see me parents in a bit :D

You still like being astride big and black.............bikes then.. :D

[100%Pat]

You still like being ridden astride by a big and black.............bloke then.. :D


Oooh Rob...
Bloody hell JonnyFP thats a bit strong aint it... I think Rob just may lump you one... :eek:

[Bosun]

Oooh Rob...
Bloody hell JonnyFP thats a bit strong aint it... I think Rob just may give you one... :eek:


this gets worse :D

[Jonnyfp]

Got feckin stung earlier by a wasp, i feel like Robs already lamped me..lol
please dont make me laff it hurts.. :(

[Bosun]

i shall post anti hystamenes...

[UKRobT309]

Got feckin stung earlier by a wasp, i feel like Robs already lamped me..lol
please dont make me laff it hurts.. :(
So, first of all you say i like being astride big black things then you say i only sting like a wasp? :eek:
MY Lord Jonny, im marking this all down in my little red book of pain you know. :cool:

[Jonnyfp]

I got some...
Its gone down a bit now but every part of my bod was swollen..

every part..i farted earlier and whistled dixie ffs.. :(

this was just after it happened, i felt like one of hensons creations.
that was a heavy chin i can tell ya..lol
and lips!!

[Bosun]

how many verses of dixie....

ibrufren does the same to me....




btw johnny you need a haircut :D

[Jonnyfp]

Three verses and sharrap..:D

[minxy]

That should have a 'disturbing image' warning attached to it!

M
<runs away, arms flailing, screaming about the funny man>

[100%Pat]

Funny man.... I dont find anything remotely bloody funny about that ...
Scared me to death it did....bloody thing :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

I'm a hoooman being!!

*snort*

[100%Pat]

well post a feckin picture that looks like it then....
That looks like some kinda Alien..... :D

[100%Pat]

Oooh sorry Jonny... that really was you wasnt it... :p

[Jay]

Oooh sorry Jonny... that really was you wasnt it... :p
He's got one of those cheeky little faces hasn't he ;)

[Jonnyfp]

He's got one of those cheeky little faces hasn't he ;)


Just wish i could have a decent poo and not something that looks like it should have the colgate ring round it.. :(

[100%Pat]

He's got one of those cheeky little faces hasn't he ;)

Just the sort you want to slap with a kipper... ;)

[krammer]

is the wasp ok?

[Jonnyfp]

Just the sort you want to slap with a kipper... ;)


Hope you bone it first pat.. :D

[UKRobT309]

Just wish i could have a decent poo and not something that looks like it should have the colgate ring round it.. :(
Youve got a bit of a thing for rings and poo aint ya. Must be yer gay choice in colours. :D

[Jonnyfp]

Youve got a bit of a thing for rings and poo aint ya. Must be yer gay choice in colours. :D

sez you Bumraider :D

[100%Pat]

Youve got a bit of a thing for rings and poo aint ya. Must be yer gay choice in colours. :D


Jonny... try Kiwi fruit.... about three, usually works within two days... ;)

[UKRobT309]

Jonny... try Kiwi fruit.... about three, usually works within two days... ;)
Maybe you should point out that he should eat them and not shove em where the sun dont shine.

[Jonnyfp]

Jonny... try Kiwi fruit.... about three, usually works within two days... ;)


Pat 2 days??

i want the swelling to go down...hells teeth.. :eek:
ever heard the monkey the elephant and the cork joke? :D

[UKRobT309]

Ok, what the FUCK has this got to do with me goin to bloody Welshpool to see me parents huh? :cool:

[100%Pat]

hM.... Sorry Rob... :eek:

If your passing the office (Higher Kinnerton Chester) call in for a brew ... ;)

[iomrob]

the only thing i can say is ................feck your one ugly mother fecker :p

nasty little feckers to some people {wasps not jonny} shaz has to .............{no wait jonny as well :D }......... anyway as i was saying , shaz has to have a booster injection {or she could die} if she is stung in the neck or head by wasps , bee's , horse flys, ect, she got bit on her leg, on holiday last year by a horse fly, and a circle 4" lump appeared round the bite , lucky she just needed the tablets for that.

she says she knows how you feel and sends her sympathy

[100%Pat]

Yep my son Jordan nearly lost his sight when he was eight due to a Hornet stinging him just beneath his eye, 5 days in hospital and three weeks on antibiotics... he was very lucky... bastard things..

[saxman]

Got feckin stung earlier by a wasp, i feel like Robs already lamped me.
so there is a god, after all








:D

[UKRobT309]

hM.... Sorry Rob... :eek:

If your passing the office (Higher Kinnerton Chester) call in for a brew ... ;)
Tell ya what Pat, i may just do that as im not gonna leave until tomorrow now and come back Wednesday. Higher Kinnerton, thats south of Chester aint it? Towards Wrexham?

[Jonnyfp]

the only thing i can say is ................feck your one ugly mother fecker :p

nasty little feckers to some people {wasps not jonny} shaz has to .............{no wait jonny as well :D }......... anyway as i was saying , shaz has to have a booster injection {or she could die} if she is stung in the neck or head by wasps , bee's , horse flys, ect, she got bit on her leg, on holiday last year by a horse fly, and a circle 4" lump appeared round the bite , lucky she just needed the tablets for that.

she says she knows how you feel and sends her sympathy


Thankyou Shaz.. :)
Rob if your going pass corris can you say ello to mum please. :D

[UKRobT309]

Thankyou Shaz.. :)
Rob if your going pass corris can you say ello to mum please. :D
Aint been to Corris for bloody ages Jonny but i'll see what i can do. Warn her as she may find me a bit scarey :D
Talkin of bites, i had a bloke bite my knuckles once in Oswestry (old drinking hole). Ok, it wasnt exactly a bite as his teeth sorta came adrift at the time. Anyway, you shoulda seen my bloody hand 2 days after. I could hardly bend me bloody fingers etc. Heleva an infection. Dirty fecker.

[100%Pat]

Tell ya what Pat, i may just do that as im not gonna leave until tomorrow now and come back Wednesday. Higher Kinnerton, thats south of Chester aint it? Towards Wrexham?


Yep thats it... a bit Stepford wives ... but not bad.. your welcome mate, im here from just after 8am till whenever...
depends on when Rik collects me

[Jonnyfp]

Aint been to Corris for bloody ages Jonny but i'll see what i can do. Warn her as she may find me a bit scarey :D
Talkin of bites, i had a bloke bite my knuckles once in Oswestry (old drinking hole). Ok, it wasnt exactly a bite as his teeth sorta came adrift at the time. Anyway, you shoulda seen my bloody hand 2 days after. I could hardly bend me bloody fingers etc. Heleva an infection. Dirty fecker.



Pure class..:D

[dracken1]

saddle tramp lives on the oswestry side of welshpool.

what is your surname rob as he knows most people up red lane

[Jonnyfp]

so there is a god, after all


:D

bollocks.... :D

[UKRobT309]

saddle tramp lives on the oswestry side of welshpool.

what is your surname rob as he knows most people up red lane
If i told you i'd have to kill ya mate :D
Ashton as it happens. We used to live on Long Mountain to.

[UKRobT309]

Pure class..:D
Ive still got a bloody scar there i tell ya :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

If i told you i'd have to kill ya mate :D
Ashton as it happens. We used to live on Long Mountain to.

Is that the same as Long mynd?
i know asterton and stretton quite well, first time i went there was on me XL125...at 18 years old....and got lost too. :D

[UKRobT309]

Is that the same as Long mynd?
i know asterton and stretton quite well, first time i went there was on me XL125...at 18 years old....and got lost too. :D
Nah mate, its just outside Welshpool. The Stiperstone and Long Mynd are sorta South West from there. Its about 15 miles to the Long Mynd at a guess.
Ive been down the side of the Burway on an XL185, straight down into Carding mill Valley. It was fun :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

I got some...
Its gone down a bit now but every part of my bod was swollen..

every part..i farted earlier and whistled dixie ffs.. :(

this was just after it happened, i felt like one of hensons creations.
that was a heavy chin i can tell ya..lol
and lips!!
Jeeeeeeesus that wasp has turned him into a Klingon

K'pppLAA!!

[Bosun]

Jeeeeeeesus that wasp has turned his poohs into Klingons

K'pppLAA!!



i think thats why he wants the prunes

[UKRobT309]

Bollocks bollocks bollocks





Cant find me bloody clear visor

[Jonnyfp]

Shaun you bastid!!!!

thats what the little feckers where shoutin at me round the paper shop earlier... :D

Rob there it is behind the telly..

[dracken1]

rob i was bought up on the family farm in leighton, half of our land was on the base slope of long mountain :)

[krammer]

rob i was bought up on the family farm in leighton, half of our land was on the base slope of long mountain :) don't us brummies get our lovely water from 'round thereabout's? :p

[Spike]

Only after the locals have pissed in it :P

[krammer]

Only after the locals have pissed in it :P so that's why it's got a head on it....:eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Its more of a spume in west brom i hear.. :D

[krammer]

Its more of a spume in west brom i hear.. :D aha! that's where you're wrong. west brom (sh1thole) get's it's water from severn trent. it's just so much harder than our welsh stuff :D

[Jonnyfp]

aha! that's where you're wrong. west brom (sh1thole) get's it's water from severn trent. it's just so much harder than our welsh stuff :D


I saw a program on the path our water takes from wales..
liverpools water comes from Lake vrynny don't it?

i'm sure i've had this discussion on here before..

btw anyone fancy a egg and bacon banjo? my apertite is back. :)

[Grav]

Llyn Efyrnwy does indeed supply Liverpool with sheep tick and piss infested sewage water. :D

[UKRobT309]

rob i was bought up on the family farm in leighton, half of our land was on the base slope of long mountain :)
We were the other end mate, just up from Buttington.

[UKRobT309]

Llyn Efyrnwy does indeed supply Liverpool with sheep tick and piss infested sewage water. :D
Lake Vyrnwy ya bloody heathen :rolleyes:
Clewydog supplies Birmingham and drowns kids in Newtown (lost a couple of mates when i was a kid there).

[Grav]

I like being a heathen. ;)

[UKRobT309]

I like being a heathen. ;)
And you do it so well :D

[Jonnyfp]

And you do it so well :D


Rob i need to get to snowdonia in november or december.
you fancy a blast then?

[UKRobT309]

Rob i need to get to snowdonia in november or december.
you fancy a blast then?
Yes mate, what ya goin for?

[Jonnyfp]

You'll laff. :o

[Shaun the Fatman]

[QUOTE=Jonnyfp]Shaun you bastid!!!!

thats what the little feckers where shoutin at me round the paper shop earlier... :D
QUOTE]

Heeee Yes I know I told them to ner ner :p... Anyway I think you've found a new look. Klingon is is the new black.

[UKRobT309]

You'll laff. :o
Yep, i laughed at the thought of riding along side a yellow triumph. Should make for some funny pics mate :D
Yep, should be fun.

[saddeltramp]

rob back to the thread, did you make it up this way today after, couldn`t get out to you ( feet knackered again), but if you want a stop point give us a bell.
whats the surname? do i know the family?

[UKRobT309]

rob back to the thread, did you make it up this way today after, couldn`t get out to you ( feet knackered again), but if you want a stop point give us a bell.
whats the surname? do i know the family?
Nah mate, didnt make it im afraid, things a bit awkward here at the mo as better halfs Grand mother has had a heart attack and her grand dad has been taken of his drugs to let him go in peace if ya get what i mean. Im trying to get a day or so in before the **** really hits the fan as i aint seen my family for ages. Ashtons the name by the way. I used to work at Naylors etc (Now gone but used to be down Henfaes lane). May still nip over tomorrow but it well just be for the day.

[saddeltramp]

ok bud sorry to hear the bad bits as i say pit stop open if needed i`ll check pm`s about 10am,not sure if i know the family but got mates by the name of stevens living up there