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GarrysPhrogg
12-08-2004, 01:49 PM
1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes."

2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide."

3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."

4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."

7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em."

8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package.

9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

kennp
12-08-2004, 03:13 PM
You're a nutter you are!!!

minxy
12-08-2004, 03:37 PM
:eek: <shock> ;)

rommel
12-08-2004, 10:37 PM
I am totally shocked and embarrassed I thought this was a nice forum :eek:

WALLACE
13-08-2004, 01:05 AM
Wit you on Lynn? "can ah hae sum."
must be marital nerves or you just dreaming again :p