If Men and Women Swapped Genitals

[GarrysPhrogg]

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

And, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina:

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

[minxy]

lmao


re number 1

.... we would hope! :eek:

trust you to come out with that lot :p

[Rabid]

Would you have to have your brain removed as well though. If that happened all you would want to do is go shopping.


Alright i'll get my coat. :o

[GarrysPhrogg]

ROFL Minxy........:) funny though eh!

[Mrs Reject]

So the blokes would do exactly what us girls do every day then....or is it just me....I'll get me coat :eek:

[krammer]

dont get me started on that bloody g spot thing again! i went on a nationwide search for it a couple of weeks ago with loads of help and guidance from my 'friends' on this forum and still didnt find it. i can only conclude that it is living in a cave somewhere with bigfoot.

[Rogue Monkey]

just behind the pubiscus dude!

[Bosun]

just behind the pubiscus dude!

"who's PUBISCUS???"

[krammer]

i think he was a roman general.

[Mrs Reject]

No it's some kind of plant, like a hibiscus. It's a bit like a gooseberry bush what babies are found under.

[Bosun]

maybe thats why me and the ex never had kids.. should have planted gooseberrys in window biox

[Sheltie]

What I want to know is where is the clitoris and what is it for?

[ForestFred]

What I want to know is where is the clitoris and what is it for?I think its somewhere near the g spot and is used too confuse us men.coz we cant find the g spot so what the hell do you do wiv a clit :)

[dracken1]

GENTLEMEN
think of the clitoris and the place were it resides as a nuclear icbm in its silo.

they are both used to control,to threaten and if not looked after can really fuck up your day

[Shudy]

What I want to know is where is the clitoris and what is it for?

Why? Every c*nt's got one!

[Huw Beer Monster]

The fact that it's an anagram of Solicitor should give you a few clues.

[krammer]

Why? Every c*nt's got one! i have'nt and i'm a c..t!

[Rabid]

If you ever do find it attach a bulldog clip or crocodile clip to it and then you will never loose it again :D

[krammer]

wow! s+m, you can't beat it. (pun intended)

[Sheltie]

wow! s+m, you can't beat it. (pun intended)
That's called self abuse!!

[Odin]

i'm still trying to work out what bloody "foreplay" is
;)

i think i'd better go get my goat :D

[Jay]

I reckon men would see themselves as a HOLE lot better and women would simply feel that we thought like twats instead of pricks......

[Mrs Reject]

i'm still trying to work out what bloody "foreplay" is
;)

i think i'd better go get my goat :D

The only foreplay I want is a donut and maybe a packet of scampi niknaks - after that he can do what he likes with me :)

[Rabid]

Mrs R you are just like all other women playing hard to get. :D