is toast the meaning of life

[davesatan]

it is a surprise to which side it lands


discuss :rolleyes:

[Gypsy]

if the toast has not yet been buttered, when dropped would it have landed on the side that would have been buttered or the side that would not have been ?????

[Huw Beer Monster]

And we're back to cat physics again...

[Gypsy]

And we're back to cat physics again...

a sack ,a brick, a lenght of rope and a canal is the best cat phyics

[Rogue Monkey]

a sack ,a brick, a lenght of rope and a canal is the best cat phyics

or maybe a black box with a vial containing cyanide gas and a quantum electron detector! Oh! and a mechanism to release the gas should the detector go off! :eek:
O! bollozx! NO! you are right! Or maybe a tin of lighter fluid and a match! Quantum THERMO DYNAMICS! :D DOGS ROOL!

[Doro]

gawd gypsy we were just discussing this cat problem on the way back from cookie's funeral....was all Mr Pharmacist's fault....



my daughter's first word was toast

and she never dropped it, or if she did her mouth would catch it on the way down, so it never got to land

sheesh, was just talking about that at the Rottum Rally

maybe I just have a very narrow life?

lol

[Gypsy]

oh yeah the theory of......... bugger i cant remember lmao :D

[Doro]

heisenberg's uncertainty principle as demonstrated by schroedinger's cat


gawd, please help me forget............... :confused:

[Rogue Monkey]

Schroedingers Cat! it cannot be alive and dead at the same time but the mathmatics says it must! Collapsing wave functions and stuff! :)

[Doro]

or even

when you measure something you change it so you can't know what it really is

the doro simplified version of physics

has to be simple so I can understand it......

[Rogue Monkey]

Erm.........Maybe if Hiesenburg had eaten his toast in the morning we wouldnt be having this conversation! :confused:

[Gypsy]

heisenberg's uncertainty principle as demonstrated by schroedinger's cat


gawd, please help me forget............... :confused:

thats the bugger !!!!! :D scientist i aint !!!!! :D

[Gypsy]

Erm.........Maybe if Hiesenburg had eaten his toast in the morning we wouldnt be having this conversation! :confused:


could still get rid of all the cats though

[Doro]

I ate my toast this morning....not the crusts though

[Rogue Monkey]

or even

when you measure something you change it so you can't know what it really is

the doro simplified version of physics

has to be simple so I can understand it......

You should teach in Colledge!

[Rogue Monkey]

could still get rid of all the cats though
Me girl friend has two cats.... they smell, they crap on the bed, they sit there looking evil and scratch my dog when she attempts to make friends with em! cats suck more than any animal ever sucked before! ;)

[blackhack]

cats suck more than any animal ever sucked before!what about leeches then, they suck quite well........

[Doro]

agreed

used to adore cats

till I moved here and have 8 living at one neighbour and 4 at the other, they are evil and poo in my ikkle patch of garden a lot

gypsy had to cover the ground with chicken waire....was the only way to stop them

but now we have the dog and she chases the vermin away

[Rogue Monkey]

Cats! Proof, if any were needed, that God does not exist! Well....the christian god I mean! Come to think of it, I quite liked the Old testement God! Smiting people left right and center! Kicked Job`s ass just for the hell of it! Wot a guy! :p Then he went all "New Labour" in the new testement! peace and forgivness! hahahaa! Stuff that! ;)

[Huw Beer Monster]

As any Pratchett reader knows, a cat in a box has 3 states -

Alive
Dead
and Bloody Furious.

[Mitch]

As any Pratchett reader knows, a cat in a box has 3 states -

Alive
Dead
and Bloody Furious.

Especially when they crawl into the box (worse still, the kitchen cupboards) and can't get out again! :D

Terry Pratchett - funny bloke 'im. He's very short! We met him once (pic later) He said that 30% of his fans are witches - can't see why? :rolleyes:

[Huw Beer Monster]

Terry Pratchett - funny bloke 'im. He's very short! We met him once (pic later) He said that 30% of his fans are witches - can't see why? :rolleyes:

I've met him a fair few times and once got him to autograph one of my guitars.

[Mitch]

I've met him a fair few times and once got him to autograph one of my guitars.

Mrs R's sprogg got him to autograph the inside of his leather trenchcoat! :eek:

[davesatan]

But what about the toast??

[WeaverII]

Speaking of Pratchett and Heisenberg, what about the Ambiguous Puzuma - an animal that can run at 9/10ths the speed of light?

Unfortunately, due to an peculiar manifestation of Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle, it can't know where it's going and who it is at the same time, so as soon as it reaches max. speed, it has a terrible identity crisis, and by the time it's figured that out it's usually 100 ft into the next mountain.

The very few Discworld biologists who've managed to observe the Ambiguous Puzuma at rest report that it's a sort of big cat with an interesting black and white checkerboard patterned coat. However, the majority of Biologists hold that a Puzuma in it's natural state is very wide, one molecule thick, bright red and extremely dead.

:D

[Nitrowing]

I love cats. None of mine gave any bother (apart from the black one, who ate £2000 of racing pidgeons owned by a local paramilitary). My last cat didn't mind me going away to work for a few months at a time, it just appeared at my window about half an hour after I came home again.

Dogs are useless dependants. Feed me, walk me, clean me. Useless.

[Rogue Monkey]

Dogs are useless dependants. Feed me, walk me, clean me. Useless.

I would have to disagree dude! I respect your love of cats but "useless dependants"! Wait till some thieving basterds invade your house while you are away and see how useless dogs are compared to cats! They didnt get the title "Mans best friend" for nothing! Respect! :)

[WeaverII]

I love cats. None of mine gave any bother (apart from the black one, who ate £2000 of racing pidgeons owned by a local paramilitary). My last cat didn't mind me going away to work for a few months at a time, it just appeared at my window about half an hour after I came home again.

Dogs are useless dependants. Feed me, walk me, clean me. Useless.

Seconded. (Generally......)

[Nitrowing]

Wait till some thieving basterds invade your house while you are away and see how useless dogs are compared to cats! They didnt get the title "Mans best friend" for nothing! Respect! :)

I'll trust my good ol' Henry Krank alarm mine for when someone breaks into my house ;) It's a sure way of getting some police reaction too! :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

I'll trust my good ol' Henry Krank alarm mine for when someone breaks into my house ;) It's a sure way of getting some police reaction too! :eek:
I dont believe it will be the attention you desire! :eek: ;)

[Mitch]

Well, we thought to ourselves, Pratchett or cats? You've seen two of the cats already so here's TP accompanied by a couple of starey people :D