do you come here often...

[Bosun]

Ok so here we go chat up lines ( and yes FF even the ones for goats)
lets ave em bad or badder...

" Do you come here often?"
"grab your coat you've pulled"

[saxman]

how would you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilized?? :D

[Alik Windrush]

I was in this bar and some lardy bird comes over and sez "If you can guess my weight then you can shag me all night..."
So I said "You're 93 stone you fat bitch"
And she said
"That's close enough.... Grab yer coat..."

[Blackjack]

Got any Irish (Welsh, Scottish, Geordie whatever's appropiate) in you luv?

No? Would you like some?

[Blackjack]

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow. Should I phone you or nudge you?

[WALLACE]

Had a burd at the bar "never meet before" buy me a beer an say , here he s paying for it. :cool:

[Friar Tuck]

A "mate" used " Hello, Darlin' Wot's occurring?" and often when we used to go to a disco, he would ask a gurlie for a dance, and if she turned him down, which was often, he would say " I suppose a shag's out of the question then?"

What pissed me off was that he would always end up taking some girl home!

[Jonnyfp]

'Do you shag? no? well do ya mind lyin on ya back whilst i do.'

never used and'll never work. lol

[Peirre]

'Do you shag? no? well do ya mind lyin on ya back whilst i do.'

never used and'll never work. lol
Oh yes it does work :p :eek:

[Huw Beer Monster]

Him: Do you need help finding the thief?

Her: What thief?

Him: The one who stole the stars and put them in your eyes...

<cue vomit>

[Gypsy]

an old classic

"do you like jewlery darling"

"yes"

"well would you like to suck me cock cos its a gem"

[Rogue Monkey]

tell em a joke, tell em they`re gorgeous, tell em ya cant find yer tent.....Result! ;) :D

[blackhack]

just be straight to the point....
ask, Do you fancy a f.u.?.k. ??
then,
If she answers no, casually ask if a blow job's out of the quetion....

[Rogue Monkey]

just be straight to the point....
ask, Do you fancy a f.u.?.k. ??
then,
If she answers no, casually ask if a blow job's out of the quetion....

This one seems the more popular choice! Mine has never failed though! :D

[Doro]

I'd never be interested in someone who appeared to be so drunk/stupid/lost that he couldn't find his tent,

but being somewhat naive myself,

as well as a useful helpful girl,

I'd probably just offer to help you find said tent


then procede to drink all yer beer before wandering off somewhere to collapse in a sodden heap

and I've never been chatted up, I got all my men through pursuit and cunning tactics

:D :D :D :D

[Jay]

Here's 10p love.


What for?


Phone your mum, you're not going home tonight!



So so sad.

[Gypsy]

and I've never been chatted up, I got all my men through pursuit and cunning tactics



:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Huw Beer Monster]

I've never been chatted up, I got all my women through pursuit and cunnilingus


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Sorry! Couldn't resist! <runs>

[Mitch]

I've never been chatted up, I got all my women through pursuit and cunnilingus

Whassat, did someone just say because they were a cunning linguist? :D

Kinder Lingers!!!

[Gypsy]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Sorry! Couldn't resist! <runs>


lmao hehe ooooppppsss you is in the deepest now with doro ....


get ya tickets here !!!!!!!

[blackhack]

how to compliment a "yorkshire lass " while dancing with her

Just say.."Ye dont sweat much for a fat lass"


I did this once at a rally, and still have the scars to prove it......

[GarrysPhrogg]

Did it hurt? (what). When you fell from heaven! :rolleyes:

[GarrysPhrogg]

"Is there a mirror in your knickers...as I think I can see myself in them?"
:rolleyes:

[Mitch]

If I said I was a vampire, could I bite your neck? :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

If you let me go in from behind I promise it won't hurt and I won't put it all in :D :rolleyes: