RebuiltYorkie
21-09-2005, 07:36 PM
Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of
Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel
room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work
and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."
and another
There is a factory in Wisconsin which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired
at
the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at > >0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the > >whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee
surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"
he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles"
:D
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of
Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel
room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work
and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."
and another
There is a factory in Wisconsin which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired
at
the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at > >0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the > >whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee
surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"
he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles"
:D