virtual rally

[Bosun]

well i cant do bulldog next weekend,and in urge for rally..
so what do we need now....mmm

put tent in garden and put as many obsticals around as possible to reach it..

park bike on lawn,,, dad now screaming you cant park there..

case of beer and a tepid pasty...


i shall rev bike to limiter at 3am tommorrrow and see if neighbours can provide vocal accompiment..

have i forgotten anything?

[triker_gal]

have i forgotten anything?
YES you have !! You must remember to repeat 100 times "I'm a sad git" lmao :D

[Friar Tuck]

How about puking up in the tent entrance, so you can put your hand in it first thing, when you haven't quite woken up and you want a slash bloody urgently!:(
( I didn't puke up! someone else did!):mad:

[Bosun]

who the f was shouting "im sparticus" at 4 am?

[triker_gal]

who the f was shouting "im sparticus" at 4 am?
There's always one aint there :rolleyes: . It was my mate Mark, c'mon lets all go and beat him up, I need to get some of my aggression out today mwuahahahhaaaaaa

[BigBod]

When you put your tent up be sure to use black guy ropes so they can't be seen at night. :confused:

[Rogue Monkey]

Dont forget to stand your bike on a really soft bit of ground so it can lie down all by itself during the night! :eek:

[100%Pat]

The puking in the entrance of the tent bit a couple of years ago at Speedfreaks Ball (well it was my Birthday) all was well untill a mate came over in the night to borrow a lighter for her fag.... and knelt in the entrance to ask me..... yuk! :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

Get one of yer mates to take a leak just outside your tent entrance! Ace for getting those cool wet patches on yer knees! :D :eek:

[Bosun]

There's always one aint there :rolleyes: . It was my mate Mark, c'mon lets all go and beat him up, I need to get some of my aggression out today mwuahahahhaaaaaa

cooo a post sparticus fight.. always good them..semi naked drunk people blearily staggering around campsite looking for culprit

forget being sick, brothers dog has left a timebomb in the tent...

[Bosun]

bother theres another tent next to mine now.. left of right tent?

[blackhack]

Dont forget to nail the toilet door shut, and forget a bog roll, so that in the middle of the night when you really need to go........You cant

[Rabid]

Sh!t and p!ss on the floor as well for that truely authentic rally toilet.

[Mrs Reject]

.......and make sure there's a shagging couple in it at some point :)