wind

[pale rider]

sprouts make me blow like a gale force.what does it for you

[Ziggy]

Vindaloo, but i've gotta watch out for follow through's....... :D

[Bosun]

food generally oh and beer :D

[rommel]

I have to sleep connected to a machine and boy does that give wind............ :eek:

[krammer]

grey peas and bacon. it's a black country dish but as i have worked in that part of the world for nearly thirty years i have gone native. grey peas, known locally as farters..

[pale rider]

grey peas and bacon. it's a black country dish but as i have worked in that part of the world for nearly thirty years i have gone native. grey peas, known locally as farters..
were can i get some farters from

[krammer]

were can i get some farters from well...the only place i can buy the peas is from a couple of butchers in wednesbury and tipton they are used as pigeon food if soaked overnight they soften up and then you boil 'til mushy adding a good pound of chopped bacon... absofuckinlutely delish. .............................copyright 100% biker recipes :)

[Bosun]

sounds more like duck food :)

[krammer]

sounds more like duck food :) the ducks eat golden yolk layer pellets and by god they work!!:D

[Highside]

Wind is a side effect of my illness, I can belch the smell of rotting food and the smell of my farts does regularly clear rooms. No joke or exageration.
Obviously nothing to be proud of, but also something I cannot hide.

[Fran]

Garden peas in particular make me blow the duvet onto the top of the wardrobe. :eek:

[pale rider]

Garden peas in particular make me blow the duvet onto the top of the wardrobe. :eek:
cant stop laughing :D :D :D

[Dougie]

'Tain't funny,many's the night I've had to scale Ben Wardrobe in search of the missing duvet. :eek:
Had to call out the RAF Mountain Rescue one time when the weather turned.......

[Highside]

Speaking of farting in bed and quilts (or duvets to the posh), a fair few years ago, when my wife and I were first married, we visited a garden centre with her parents, this garden centre also sold kitchen equipment, of which one item was a 'Dutch Oven', of course, on seeing this I nudged my wife and sniggered, 'look, a dutch oven', she looked at me blankly. Then my Father in Law (ex navy) saw what I had pointed at and nudged my Mother-in-Law who reddened and sniggered too. My wife not understanding why we were laughing inquired as to what a Dutch Oven was, 'I'll explain later' I said.
That night, tucked up in bed, I brewed a right cracker, I then let rip and pulled the quilt over the missus head. She struggled and came up for air 'what the feck did you do that for!' she exclaimed, laughing I replied 'that my dear, is a Dutch Oven'. I don't know if she was more shocked at what a Dutch Oven was, or that her mother had known what it was. :D
Anyways, about a week later, my missus hadn't forgiven me for what I had done and sought revenge, not one to fart openly (she is rather ladylike, or at least was), she summoned up all her braveness, and while tucked up in bed one night, she let rip and pulled the quilt over HER OWN HEAD!. There was a moments pause, then from under the cover my wife said 'I haven't quite got the hang of this have I?. :D

To this day, I have never let her forget it. :)

[rommel]

Veerry funny ...................... :D

[iomrob]

your wife blonde , highside :D

[Highside]

your wife blonde , highside :D

Although she's not, sometimes she deserves to be. :rolleyes:

[kitkatman]

a large ammount of beer, chicken balti, chilli, and chilli's ( raw ) :D , and the wife loves it.......as i normally sleep downstairs if i am tearing like a paper mill :D

[critch]

highside- very funny :D
kitkatman-do you dine at the savoy?

[kitkatman]

highside- very funny :D
kitkatman-do you dine at the savoy?
no, dont do cheap resturants...... :D

[critch]

.............. :d ;)