its naff joke time hooray

[liztombs]

right now wheres my joke book!!! ah ha found it,
(clears throat to begin)
Q: why was 6 scared of 7
A: BEACUS seven ate nine :p

ha ha ha ha (falling off chair laffing)

Q: what do you give a sick bird
A: tweatment

2 fish in a tank, one says to its mate
"here how do you drive this thing" :D

can i carry on?

[weldy]

on retrospect i have deleted this joke




***will send it on pm tho ***

but it is fucking sick tho

think not............................................... .try me


matt

[liztombs]

sorry this thread of mine is closed, sorry for in convineance
liz

[guyver1]

2 birds sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says can you smell fish??????

[weldy]

hhmmm not closed ............OPEN FOR BUSINESS

what do you call a fish with no eyes





a fsh


matt

[blackhack]

why do you wrap hamsters in sellotape ??

[MrFluffy]

because you skimped and didnt buy it from realhamster.com??
http://www.realhamster.com
:eek:

[Yoda]

why do you wrap hamsters in sellotape ??

so they dont break up/explode when you shag em?????
Yoda

[smeghead]

erm
what do you call a deer with no eyes

no ideer


what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs

still no ideer

what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs getting rodgered by forest fred

still no fucking ideer


god they were bad

[devilsquest2000]

3 tarts go to the doctors and ask how they can make out they r virgins on their weding nights?
the first one has been on the game for 2 years,the doctor gives her a laggy band and tells her to stick that up her and when it twangs tell him its her virginity ,,,,,,,so her wedding night comes and there they r humpin away #TWANG# what was that says her husband??she tells him and they live happy ever after.



the second tart has been on the game for 6 years so the doctor gives her a push bike inertube and explanes what to do again
so wedding night and#TWANG# and yep they live happy ever after




the third tart has been on the game for 15 years so the doctor gives her a car inertube and explanes it to her and sends her on her way,,,,

well its her wedding night and there they r bangin away when #TWANG ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK SMASH# and he says "what was that" so she explanes it was her virginity goin and he replys,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#WELL GET IT BACK IT JUST SHOT MY BALLS OUT THE WINDOW#




I KNOW ILL GET ME COAT :eek:

[Bosun]

erm

what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs

now in a bowl of water?





BOB

[Born2bVile]

How do you make antifreeze?





Nick her blankets.

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[Bosun]

How do you make antifreeze?





Nick her blankets.

Cheers,

Byrnie.


not in this weather :D

[MrFluffy]

erm
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs


Dinner :p