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Grav
08-09-2005, 08:34 PM
Who wants a food fight?

*launches custard pie into KKM's face.* :D

davesatan
08-09-2005, 08:37 PM
responds with tomato soup to the groin

Grav
08-09-2005, 08:39 PM
OI ya blighter! :eek:

Slaps Davesatan in the face with a kipper :D

davesatan
08-09-2005, 08:40 PM
replys with a tin of beans no tin just beans lol

johnr
08-09-2005, 08:42 PM
launches into fight with cream doghnuts , belted round with french bread baseball bat :D

davesatan
08-09-2005, 08:44 PM
replys with lemon merang pie

Dougie
08-09-2005, 08:44 PM
Slaps anyone within range with a wet halibut!

davesatan
08-09-2005, 08:45 PM
throws his large crabs ( ps the shaving dont work lol )

Grav
08-09-2005, 08:47 PM
INCOMING!!!!!

throws rotten cabbage at everyone :D

davesatan
08-09-2005, 08:49 PM
needs to go to his bunker for a poo

brb

johnr
08-09-2005, 08:49 PM
opens up conveniently located chello case, and pulls out bugsy malone type machine gun cream ball firer.
"ok nobody move or im gonna murder every mutherfucking one of ya"

cue dick dale guitar track

Fran
08-09-2005, 09:16 PM
Sneaks up behind John R & rams a fistful of chilled sauerkraut down the back of his trousers..... :D

johnr
08-09-2005, 09:21 PM
Sneaks up behind John R & rams a fistful of chilled sauerkraut down the back of his trousers..... :D

then runs when she realises he turned round!

Fran
08-09-2005, 09:25 PM
Pelts John R with baby bell cheeses while running out the room....... :eek:

johnr
08-09-2005, 09:26 PM
those arent baby bells you know :D

purplepower
08-09-2005, 09:27 PM
Mmmmmmmmm food!

davesatan
08-09-2005, 09:30 PM
throws chinese over purple ( cream of sum yung guy ) lol

purplepower
08-09-2005, 09:37 PM
throws chinese over purple ( cream of sum yung guy ) lol


LMAO would n't be the first time!!


Chuck can of tuna fish over Dave (wondered what that smell was)

headless
08-09-2005, 10:11 PM
spaghetti bolognese incoming

Bosun
08-09-2005, 10:39 PM
attempts to trip up grav by rolling a bag of sprouts on the floor

ForestFred
08-09-2005, 10:47 PM
Tips saucepan of mushy peas an sago over Fayji's head :D

Bosun
08-09-2005, 10:59 PM
attempts half blinded to attack forest fred with the closest stick of celery to hand

Dexxie
08-09-2005, 11:01 PM
*flings large amounts of sherry trifle in the general direction of all....*

Bosun
08-09-2005, 11:02 PM
sends out hundreds and thousands to meet trifle head on

pingusprogressed
08-09-2005, 11:03 PM
aaahhh i hate sherry trifle, have at you with a heavily marmite laden slice of toast :rolleyes: :eek:

Bosun
08-09-2005, 11:06 PM
noooo marmite...


roots into back of fridge and finds seperated bottle of milk and fills water pistol....

Dexxie
08-09-2005, 11:08 PM
aaahhh i hate sherry trifle, have at you with a heavily marmite laden slice of toast :rolleyes: :eek:


...ducks successfully avoiding the marmite (quack quack)

Bosun
08-09-2005, 11:11 PM
successfully launches 3 bannans by stamping hard on one end
skids on skins as falls down and lands on marmite toast eeeeugh

Dexxie
08-09-2005, 11:16 PM
...sends out a volley of onion rings to counter attack the marmite!!

Bosun
08-09-2005, 11:18 PM
dexxies hoopl;as 5 posts and so wins any teddy bear from the second shelf :)

Dexxie
08-09-2005, 11:20 PM
dexxies hoopl;as 5 posts and so wins any teddy bear from the second shelf :)


Yaay...I'll take that one ta....*points to a fluffy cuddly teddy*

Shaun the Fatman
08-09-2005, 11:20 PM
I, er.............................Eats the Shrapnel

Bosun
08-09-2005, 11:21 PM
slithering through slimey floor throws teddy at dexxie and starts to build an escape raft from dried pasta

Dexxie
08-09-2005, 11:23 PM
slithering through slimey floor throws teddy at dexxie and starts to build an escape raft from dried pasta

throws boiling water at the pasta and watches it crumble...laughing maniac...in a maniac kinda way..... :D

Bosun
08-09-2005, 11:27 PM
quikly fuinds teabags and milk as dying for a cuppa

Shaun the Fatman
08-09-2005, 11:44 PM
..... Sends in breakdancing Full English breakfast to distract everyone

http://www.zeblong.com/breakfasttransformer/

STEViE
08-09-2005, 11:53 PM
..... sends in a barrage of langoustine

The Beer Monsters
08-09-2005, 11:56 PM
Shoots Garlic pearls at everyone from a .22

STEViE
08-09-2005, 11:59 PM
Takes all the shot out of the cartridge
Fills it up with Black Eyed Peas
Fires real low to tear our your ankles
An' blow right through your knees

Dougie
09-09-2005, 05:42 AM
Takes out assembled populace with thermo-nuclear haggis..........

Friar Tuck
09-09-2005, 05:48 AM
Eats a portion of the christmas brussels pot, and then lets rip with humongous fart!

Bosun
09-09-2005, 06:01 AM
manages to survive breathing through a sherbet dib dab

launches breakfast porrige at FT

Friar Tuck
09-09-2005, 06:04 AM
Returns fire with bowls of muesli!

davesatan
09-09-2005, 06:14 AM
catches museli and retunrs fire with bowels lol

Bosun
09-09-2005, 06:18 PM
squirts jam from 3 warm doughnuts at dave satan

krammer
09-09-2005, 06:25 PM
fires a volley of hardboiled (duck) eggs from six lengths of inch and a half waste pipe tied together to form a gatling gun.

Bosun
09-09-2005, 06:28 PM
bats them back with a solid pizza and frisbees the pizza at allcomers

krammer
09-09-2005, 06:31 PM
fires a broadside of cooking apples from back garden down six lengths of two and a half inch down pipe tied together to form multiple launch rocket system.

Bosun
09-09-2005, 06:39 PM
tries boiling apples as fast as can and resultant mushg flung around room off of ceiling fan

krammer
09-09-2005, 06:42 PM
fires grapefruits down six lengths of four inch soil pipes lashed together to make multi barrelled howitzer.

STEViE
09-09-2005, 06:50 PM
Lobs lentil grenade into the fray

Bosun
09-09-2005, 06:51 PM
slams door on a tube of tommato puree it launches towards stevie

krammer
09-09-2005, 06:52 PM
get's jonny fp to eat a bucket of grey peas and bacon, bend over and light off flamethrower removing anyones eyebrows up to a distance of forty feet.

STEViE
09-09-2005, 06:54 PM
... ducks an' the puree misses splatterin' the wall on the other side of the room. Stevie exits the room carefully after settin' a lasagne landmine for Fayji to walk into

davesatan
09-09-2005, 07:12 PM
fills soda stream with milk and presses button loads of times to make it go all over

(try it it works )

Fran
09-09-2005, 07:16 PM
Frisbees several dozen rounds of stale toast across the room scalping half the forum.....

johnr
09-09-2005, 07:58 PM
having been sat in the corner watching procedings all day, and eating all that came his way, a low rumbling sound eminates from johnr, who realises too late, that it wasnt a good idea to mix creamcakes, toast, peas, lasagne, tomatoes, apples, pizza and curry, with several pints of guinness,


silence, then, like an aerial photograph of an atomic explosion, a blinding flash, then a fast moving shockwave spreads across the floor, cutting down people in mid fling.






















meanwhile, a few minutes later, a door opens outside, and past the queue of people waiting to enter, arms laden with foodstuff , a single figure strides. just as he reaches the last person in the line, he stops and turns. the queue all pivot their heads toward him. the silence is only punctuated by the faintly muffled sounds of moaning from within, and a pungent odour fills the air.
"i'd leave it a minute if i was you" he says. and walks off into the night

critch
09-09-2005, 08:04 PM
while baulking at the malodourous smell critch cack handedly lobs a bowlful of over microwaved scrambled egg that bounces off several walls gravs glasses,dave satans pousing pouch and knocks over fayjis newkie brown and dougies duvel........ :eek:

Dougie
09-09-2005, 08:59 PM
knocks over fayjis newkie brown and dougies duvel........ :eek:
You realise,of course,this means war......


Disappears off into kitchen to cook up something suitably demonic and evil! :D

rommel
09-09-2005, 09:43 PM
I don't like food fights I think of all those poor and starving millions across the world...................... :D

Bosun
09-09-2005, 10:52 PM
and with that 4 bowls of profiteroles hurtle toward rommel

STEViE
09-09-2005, 10:59 PM
..... followed by a flamethrowersworth of 25 day old Chicken Phal launched by STEViE especially concocted by the Bombay Balti, 10 Conners Way, Grimethorp which will also be appearin' (once scraped up) on the menu there later tonite (in it's 26th day by then) ready for the chavs leavin' the pubs an' wantin' a snack :D

Bosun
09-09-2005, 11:02 PM
throws in 47 soggy nam breads and a few pickles for good measure

STEViE
09-09-2005, 11:04 PM
..... adds a barage of popadom ninja fragmentation frisbies to finish the job

Bosun
09-09-2005, 11:13 PM
spatulas up a chunk of fettid food remains and flicks towards opening door

Friar Tuck
10-09-2005, 06:09 AM
Calls for back up from the Mushroom and Onion Bhaji Brigade (Clapham Div)

"Line up in fours! Set mortars! Load Bhajis!"

"Fire at will! and everyone else in site!"

Ziggy
10-09-2005, 06:44 AM
I bring unto the fray a wheel barrow full of freshly chopped up sheep (it two timed me ya know ;) ), and with the aid of a home built harley powered catapult machine, lets rip with the blood laiden meaty fragments of ones once most treasured sex object !........ :D







MESSAGE TO: Borg Keep to ya own sheep, these are all mine..... :D

pingusprogressed
10-09-2005, 01:59 PM
Frisbees several dozen rounds of stale toast across the room scalping half the forum.....
NO!!!! stale cold toast is food of the gods!!!!!(and not a wepon) a must have after the pub treat(left in toaster from the morning)and thickly laden with butter


thats it i'm in again with a furiously flung double dose of cocoa rocks and golden nuggets, without milk!!!

johnr
10-09-2005, 02:02 PM
right then y buggers, ive got a spud gun, and im not afraid to use it!

Ziggy
10-09-2005, 04:08 PM
right then y buggers, ive got a spud gun, and im not afraid to use it!




arrrrrggghhhhh ! what you shoot me for.... :(

Fran
10-09-2005, 04:11 PM
arrrrrggghhhhh ! what you shoot me for.... :(
For a laugh of course! :D

kitkatman
10-09-2005, 04:11 PM
Who wants a food fight?

*launches custard pie into KKM's face.* :D
after waking up from the concusion of the inpact of the custard pie, beats grav with a frozen chicken on a bit of rope.....and attacks everyone in the area with 4 day old doughnuts............whilst humming the theme tune to ' neighbours'

kitkatman
10-09-2005, 04:20 PM
lets of the flame thrower ring os stench and death from last nights curry and gases the other half of the forum...them puts contents of last nights curry left overs in the blender and adds 4 pigs livers and a can of stella for taste, 3 ozs of salt, one egg, 2ld flour, stirs, leaves to settle for half a hour, bakes for 45 minutes at gas mark 5, leaves to cool and then lobs it at fayji and dougie

Ziggy
10-09-2005, 04:20 PM
For a laugh of course! :D



waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.....snivel......sob...... I don't like this game........ everyone's pickin' on the Welsh guy .....waaaahhhhhhhhhh :(

(throws a rotten kipper at Fran.... :p)

Dougie
10-09-2005, 05:57 PM
Backs up 30 ton tipper and dumps rancid fish guts on everyone......

kitkatman
10-09-2005, 06:00 PM
I bring in 40 tons of potatoes and a deep fat frier and open up a take away

Dougie
10-09-2005, 06:15 PM
Cod'n'chips twice,Guv!

kitkatman
10-09-2005, 06:17 PM
ok..geezer...want em in paper or on the head...............



deep fries a chocalate gateau and his fayji square across the nassal passage with it

Ziggy
10-09-2005, 07:25 PM
Buys a copious amount of chocolate moose, then on the sly I replace said chocolate contents of the moose cartons with a fresh vindaloo based dump that I prepared earlier, then I proceed to hand them out to everyone in the room as a restbite from the fighting....... :D


Then I run like feck !

kitkatman
10-09-2005, 07:32 PM
after having a rest and realising what the chocolate mouse is, i take back the cream pie i gave to my wife and throw it in the crowd :D

critch
10-09-2005, 07:43 PM
after having a rest and realising what the chocolate mouse is, i take back the cream pie i gave to my wife and throw it in the crowd :D
critch ducks as kkm's"cream"pie sails harmlessly into dougies open maw....

"salty" sez dougie

"eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww" sez critch as he sends a high powered jet of homebrew assissted vomit into kkm's eyes

kitkatman
10-09-2005, 07:49 PM
critch ducks as kkm's"cream"pie sails harmlessly into dougies open maw....

"salty" sez dougie

"eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww" sez critch as he sends a high powered jet of homebrew assissted vomit into kkm's eyes
ahhhhhhhh i love leffe, thank you for the dinner to go with it.......

krammer
10-09-2005, 08:00 PM
projectile vomiting mushy pea's linda blair style in dougies general direction :D

johnr
10-09-2005, 08:33 PM
realising that afore mentioned chocolate/vindaloo dump moose thing is exactly the same size as a potato, loads half a dozen, gasses up the spud gun, and goes in for the kill.

Bosun
10-09-2005, 11:11 PM
throws in 5 kilo of scots porridge oats into the equation

arguments start over salt or sugar