Just for you....

[Fran]

Is there a song out there,every time you hear it you think that could have been written just for me...?

I'll start it off......fat bottomed girls. :rolleyes:

[Shaun the Fatman]

oooookay....um....for me its

"You're So Vain" Carley Simon

[krammer]

is she really going out with him?.............................................. ................only joking dougie! :D

[iomrob]

Nobody does it better ; Carly Simon :D :D :D

[Highside]

For me, it's got to be....
'The Idiot Song' (Monty Python).

[BikerGran]

This is mine - posting the lyrics cos not everyone will know them....

Caravan Song - Barbara Dixon

The early light is breaking
The morning sun is waiting in the sky
And I think I'm gonna break away
And follow where the birds of freedom fly
I need to give, I need to live
For the world is slowly turning
And the lights of love are burning in my eyes

CHORUS :
Caravans, oh my soul is on the run
Overland, I am flying
Caravans moving out into the sun
Oh I don't know where I'm going
But I'm going

Wish I had the wisdom
To find some simple words to make you see
The things that mean a lot to you
Don't always seem to mean a lot to me
I need to breathe, I need to leave
When the sands of time go drifting by
I may be on my own
But I'll be free

[Shaun the Fatman]

Ha! so it's BikerGran everyone gets stuck behind on those single-lane B-roads with no passing places for 14.7 miles

[Fran]

When I'm on the bike Vagabonds by New Model Army...

VAGABONDS
(Sullivan) 1987

We follow the taillights out of the city
Moving in a river of red
As the colours fade away from the dusky sunset
We roll for the darkness ahead
Ch: We are old, we are young, we are in this together
Vagabonds and children, prisoners forever
With pulses a-raging and eyes full of wonder
Kicking out behind us again

Night-time City Beat the radio is calling
The lost and lonely in vain
Out here we are running for the wide open spaces
The road-smell after the rain
Ch: We are old, we are young, we are in this together
Vagabonds and children, prisoners forever
With pulses a-raging and eyes full of wonder
Kicking out behind us again

And watching as a boy alone at the quayside
The ships loading cargo in the night
Their names all calling to faraway places
The years go past, the miles go by
And still this childhood romance will not die

[BikerGran]

Ha! so it's BikerGran everyone gets stuck behind on those single-lane B-roads with no passing places for 14.7 miles

That's right, it's me with me camels!

[krammer]

That's right, it's me with me camels! no wonder the traffic around wareham is such a pain! :D

[Zeek]

She fukkin hates me....Puddle of mud................ ex missus that is......... :D :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

She fukkin hates me....Puddle of mud................ ex missus that is......... :D :DHey that's a theme tune most men can share. I know whereof I speak. :(

[Zeek]

Hey that's a theme tune most men can share. I know whereof I speak. :(
just waitin for them to do the follow up called "do I care, do I fukk" :D :D

[BikerGran]

Searching for that pic, I just found a website offering a camel trek holiday - would cost a bomb but I wanna do it!

I always used to have an ambition to go trekking (on foot) in Nepal, but that's out now my leg's a bit 'seconhand' - so now I have a new dream to follow ......... now where did I put that lottery ticket.......

[ForestFred]

Theres only one that coulda been written fer me a little ditty by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burgelars The Winker Song (misprint) :D

[kitkatman]

bryan adams....summer of 69...

reminds me of when i was younger.....

[Shaun the Fatman]

Searching for that pic, I just found a website offering a camel trek holiday - would cost a bomb but I wanna do it!

I always used to have an ambition to go trekking (on foot) in Nepal, but that's out now my leg's a bit 'seconhand' - so now I have a new dream to follow ......... now where did I put that lottery ticket.......
If you want to travel across country accompanied by a load of smelly, hairy animals with bad breath and tempers to match... take us lot to a bike rally.
A lot cheaper.

[Dougie]

Mine'll be 'Too Old to Rock'n'Roll,Too Young to Die' by these blokes-

[sprintbint]

If you want to travel across country accompanied by a load of smelly, hairy animals with bad breath and tempers to match... take us lot to a bike rally.
A lot cheaper.



I like that :D :D :D

[Dougie]

If you want to travel across country accompanied by a load of smelly, hairy animals with bad breath and tempers to match... take us lot to a bike rally.
A lot cheaper.
No it won't be if she has to keep us in booze & grub! :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

No it won't be if she has to keep us in booze & grub! :DAnd on the plus side you can milk Camels... Try milking me (any volunteers?) and you'd only get half a pint or so. But I'd be willing to cuddle afterwards.

[BikerGran]

You lopt can take yerselves to the rallies - I'm relying on the camels takin me across the desert - wouldn't trust yous lot for that!

Besides,

I have very little sense of smell
I have no objection to hair, having quite a lot meself
I am impervious to bad temper, having survived 2 children I know exactly where to apply the flat of me 'and!

[rommel]

You give it to 'em.................... I've got no idea what your talking about :confused:

[Jay]

Daysleeper - REM

[Doro]

please don't change by Billy Fury

lyrics (from memory) go something like

you never wear a stitch of lace
the powder's never on your face
you're always wearing jeans
except on sunday

but please don't ever change
no don't you ever change
I kind of like you just the way you are

you don't go to the ladies dance
the faintest time you make romance
your kisses let me know
you're not a tomboy

but please don't ever change
no don't you ever change
promise me you're always gonna be
as sweet as you are

I love you when you're happy
I love you when you're blue
I love you when you're mad at me
so how can I get tired of you

lots of other girls I've seen
know how to treat guys mean
but you would rather die
than ever hurt me

so please don't ever change
no don't you ever change
promise me you're always gonna be
as sweet as you are

[Doro]

or even

muthafuka on a motorcycle by machine gun fellatio

I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle

Well my pills are white, the leather's black
My man grips tight to my mutha fukkin' back
Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
Yeah, she's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle

I'm a hard hallucinator with an axe to grind
Shootin' from the hip like a porcupine
I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle

I like to get drunk, I like to get high
I love it when the crowd goes off
I like to get drunk, I like to get high
I love it when the crowd goes off

I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle :D

[minxy]

ACDC Touch too Much

Fits every mood

[slob]

I'm an asshole - dennis leary:

" I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane .....I;m an ASSHOLE , eo eo eoeoe "

sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces, i'm and asshole.....