defarter
03-09-2005, 12:12 PM
Women Inensitve? Never!!!
A man came home from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she
agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said "Honey, now I only have 18
hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Doreen agreed and again they made love.
Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight
hours of life left.
He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please?
Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over
and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours.
He Tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to
get up in the morning! You don't"
:D
A man came home from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she
agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said "Honey, now I only have 18
hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Doreen agreed and again they made love.
Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight
hours of life left.
He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please?
Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over
and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours.
He Tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to
get up in the morning! You don't"
:D