maddest thing you have carried on your bike.

[krammer]

..done this before but it was yonk's ago. before mrs k and myself had a car we carried everything on the back of the bike which for ten years was me guzzi california. our most spectacular result was carrying our old pooch from brum to poole, we were going to yvonnes folks house and we had rocky between us wrapped in her donkey jacket ( yvonnes, not the dogs) the old mutt loved every minute of the trip and became quite a little celeb! also carried a carp in a bucket (obviously) when he developed whitespot, a 4' wide roll of green mineral felt comes to mind oh, and the looks we got from the shoppers at savacentre when we bungied a vax vacuum cleaner to the back of the bike was something to behold! i just wish i had the nerve now that i had then. oh well that's 'growing up' for you i suppose :)

[Pugwash]

portable TV on a CX500 bungied onto the rear seat north to south london & Back again

Ex had a black an white and i wanted to see the original Live Aid in Colour

on and 6 crates of Beer a mate carried them on the back sitting backwards him not me :rolleyes:

[JOE]

the missus for an hour when she was desperate for the loo :eek:

[kitkatman]

myself...........you can never tell whats going to happen...... :D :confused:

[tall paul]

a lawn mower on a 400 superdream and a poster size picture frame on a gpz 750!

[Helmetbolt]

1979 on a superdream. The ex wife & I bought a flatpack wall unit from MFI. She sat with it on her lap for 13 miles with 3 foot sticking out each side.. :eek:

Never got pulled...

:D :D

[Sir Ewok]

Two five foot lengths of 6 X 4 timber. Were bungied along the side and stuck out the back a little. :D

[Dougie]

A Vax vacuum cleaner and a Flymo,but not at the same time!

[ForestFred]

There is a guy lives down my way who a few years ago was seen frequently with half a dozen bike tyres bungeed to his rack an two on each arm fuckin nutter :eek:

[elifan]

A moutain bike on the back of an old Z550ltd.

[Mojow1958]

My P1ssed up mate......never again....like Mr Blobby on the back........... :p

[Freak]

My uncle carried 8 live pheasant chicks stuffed down his shirt on his 250 honda. Their mother had been run over and we looked after them till they all flew the greenhouse so to speak :)

[banshee]

A dining room chair and a weeks shopping strapped to the back of my DT125!

[GarrysPhrogg]

When in Paris with Garry 2 years ago, we saw an oldish looking bloke on a scooter with a kitchen sink on the back, I couldnt belive my eyes and pissed myself laughing. :D

[Baloo]

A single door wardrobe on the back of an XS250 Custom ... ;)

Pushbikes? Pah! I carried a bloke AND his pushbike down from the local biker pub to Newmarket years ago (about eight miles) and I was vey good - I kept it below 120mph. :D He still talks about it now and it must've been fifteen years ago.

Beer? Kent Custom Bike Show in 1990, I had a fully-faired TZR250. Four cases on the tank (could barely see where I was going), three between me and pillion, and then he had one under each arm so that's ... 'ang on ... nine cases. Bike was flat on its suspension stops and we got a round of applause as we rode away from the beer tent! :D

[Sir Ewok]

When i was first married, I came across a feral kitten that had attacked the landlord's (of the pub I was drinking in) Alsatian. I tucked her into my flying jacket and rode the bike across South London to bring her home. She had so many mites in her ears, she was stone deaf and never learnt to meow. She used to squeak like a rusty gate and would claw everyone who came near her, except for me.

[brandersnatch]

The Mother in Law :eek:

[Spike]

A four and a half foot broadsword, on my old MZ TS125, from Stratford to Coventry, it was in a box tho.... :rolleyes:

[Doro]

There is a guy lives down my way who a few years ago was seen frequently with half a dozen bike tyres bungeed to his rack an two on each arm fuckin nutter :eek:


new form of protection maybe?

hmmm, would he bounce I wonder? :p

[Grav]

These days, the maddest thing I carry on my bike is the wife. Years ago I managed to bungy a small fridge on the back of my GP100 and successfully transport it to my friends house a couple of miles across town. Probably ranks as one of the scariest rides I have ever had.

[Bassman]

[QUOTE=Grav]These days, the maddest thing I carry on my bike is the wife bungied likea small fridge on the back of my GP100 /QUOTE]

Now thats not very nice is it... better hope she doesnt see that mate!!:)

[Grav]

Mrs Grav see's all mate........nosey cow. :D

[Womble_Lancs]

On a CG125 - a sack of coal, with the pillion sat on the bag. Apparently it wasn't very comfy.

On a GS550:

1. A bag of compost, two garden chairs and 2 big plant pots
2. 2 deckchairs, 2 folding stools, 2 tents, 3 sleeping bags, 1 pillow, 3 air beds, 2 panniers full of beer, a bag wiv some clothes in and a cast iron barbeque (Farmyard Party 1998 :D ). It had a very light front end on that ride, for some strange reason.

Smurf carried a fridge on his GT750 (Kwak)

but the best I ever saw was when 2 mates in Warrington moved house, and transported the sofa balanced across the back of a 250 superdream and a GT550. Fortunately, it was less than a mile, and the plod didn't see them.

[critch]

my ex :D


glad i dont have to now......

[critch]

Smurf carried a fridge on his GT750 (Kwak)

wha......????? :eek: i would have paid to see that..... :D

[critch]

but the best I ever saw was when 2 mates in Warrington moved house, and transported the sofa balanced across the back of a 250 superdream and a GT550. Fortunately, it was less than a mile, and the plod didn't see them.

im surprised it didnt get nicked off the back by warringtons super chavs....

[Fran]

Saw a guy on a scooter with a goat in Malta.Might have been Forest Fred out on a date!

[ForestFred]

Saw a guy on a scooter with a goat in Malta.Might have been Forest Fred out on a date!
Dont do scooters :mad: :D

[Fran]

Dont do scooters :mad: :D


But is that a yes on the goat? :rolleyes:

[bongo]

the maddest thing for me was a cb 650 engine on the back of my gp 100 it was mad when the power band kicked in up the road screaming i went for 10 miles :D still was fun :eek:

[ozzybiker]

i carries a sofa on the back of a old slab side GSXR750 way back. i was taking it to the tip thow. when i moved house once i had a number of diferent bikes, V8 engine block and even a fridge (full of food) on a trailer. not at the same time.

[excaliburs missus]

I once transported my cat in a cardboard box about a mile on my Honda CM125 when I moved home.


Dont know who was more nervous .............. me or the cat

[Blurt]

on a H100 1 x navy suitcase, 1 kit bag, 2 sports kit bags and a rucksack on me shoulders :D

had to stop every 1/2 mile or so and restrap everything...gave up an called me mum :o

[captaincondom]

arm chair on a c90 had it up side down on the rack when i got to my mates it had big rips in the head rest i forgot that it got lower on the back with a load on :o

[W@nkel]

Human eyes !!!! (Despatching)